Theme Song

The Detentionaire Theme Song is a song that is performed at the beginning of every episode, with the exception of Blitzkrieg Bop'd,  where instead, the Detentionaire logo is shown and the first verse heard in the background of the scene with Lee Ping and his mother (Sue Ping) in the car and in The Dance (Part 2) a recap is made and the logo shown. The Dudes of Darkness have also performed a cover of this album, which features Cyrus running across town to get to one of his gigs. There is also another version of the song available from the Asher and Skratt website.

Original version (Seasons One and Two)
In order of appearance:
 * Lee Ping
 * Zed Point Conasty
 * Cyrus Xavier
 * Kimmie McAdams
 * Sue Ping
 * Greta Von Hoffman
 * The Red Tatzelwurm
 * Skeeter
 * Holger Holgaart
 * Steve
 * Brandy Silver
 * Biffy Goldstein
 * Giuseppe Stern
 * Cleaners
 * Principal General Barrage
 * Mrs. Rumplekittykat
 * Glamazons
 * McKenzie Phillips
 * Druscilla Duke
 * Irwin Dexter
 * Lynch Webber
 * Camillio Martinez
 * Cheerleader
 * Vice Principal Victoria
 * Tina Kwee
 * Chaz Monerainian

New version (Seasons Three and Four)
In order of appearance:
 * Lee Ping
 * Zed Point Conasty
 * Cyrus Xavier
 * Kimmie McAdams
 * Sue Ping
 * Greta Von Hoffman
 * Red Tazelwurm
 * Skeeter
 * Holger Holgaart
 * Steve
 * Brandy Silver
 * Biffy Goldstein
 * Cleaners
 * Principal General Barrage
 * Eyebot
 * Mrs. Rumplekittykat
 * Cassandra McAdams
 * Camillio Martinez
 * Tina Kwee
 * Jenny Jerkins
 * Chaz Monerainian

Dudes of Darkness version

 * Cyrus Xavier
 * Dudes of Darkness
 * Goob
 * Skeeter
 * Rud
 * Dash Monerainian
 * Stinky
 * Lee Ping
 * Camillio Martinez
 * Holger Holgaart
 * Biffy Goldstein
 * Tina Kwee
 * Brandy Silver
 * Kimmie McAdams

Lyrics
 I don't wanna take the heat, no now I gotta go it solo..

I don't wanna do the time, so I just gotta, take what's mine, whoa. (bah bah bahbah babah) (Hey)

Walkin' a fine line, keepin' control. Deep in the cut, ready to roll. Are you friend, or are you foe? (bah bah bahbah babah)

Now I gotta, go it solo. 