Talk:Lee Ping/@comment-91.125.74.249-20140621231025

Okay so let’s get this straight; Lee is this abnormally intelligent, athletic and charismatic teenager with a completely unexplained aptitude for American Football, skateboarding and fencing while being a complete grade A academic genius, but not to the extent where he’s socially isolated. He’s remarkably laid back, allowing people from all types of backgrounds and social groups to get on with him and the only enemies he has are because someone formed a grudge against him for doing something heroic like sticking up for the water boy, or of course because he was indiscriminately framed. I mean, forgive the suggestion that any social-conflict might actually be his fault. Then of course we’ve got his unparalleled fighting skills, immunity to hypnotism, Jessica Fletcher style investigation ability and ... oh yes, his magical tattoo. You know what, why don’t we make him Jesus too, huh? Let’s take that last little step and make him the saviour of mankind, because I have to say, he’s not far from it!

How utterly pathetic. This is the sort of character I’d expect to find in some poorly-written fan fiction. I suppose it just amuses me though to imagine the sort of insipid loser who actually came up with this garbage. You know, that lonely freak who stumbled through school with no friends, failing at every subject from Maths to Athletics. The sort of wannabe-nerd who doesn’t even have intelligence to compensate for their and social-awkwardness and poor hygiene, and who’s only escape from being a complete maladjusted reject is to come up with a character who’s remarkably similar to them, but is actually amazing at everything instead. Honestly though, what a ridiculously transparent character. Ha, you know I think we might have found Mary Sue’s illegitimate son here.